Aisha Tennant

The fact that dating apps have turned into a full-time job is wild. Can we just normalize a casual coffee meet-up already? ☕️💔

Anyone else feeling personally attacked by all these trendy diets? Just let me enjoy my pizza in peace! 🍕

We need to talk about how everyone is suddenly an AI expert. Like, did you have a PhD in computer science yesterday?? 😂

The way I just screamed when I saw the prices for the new iPhone. Am I expected to give up my coffee habit? ☕️📱

Vague-posting about people who think they can still ghost me in 2026. Plot twist: you can’t! 🙃

Normalize taking mental health days. You wouldn’t skip oil changes for your car, why skip self-care for yourself? 🚗✨

How is nobody talking about the fact that social media influencers are basically modern-day oracles? 👀

Can we normalize wearing pajamas to brunch? I mean, who doesn’t want to feel comfy while enjoying avocado toast? 🥑

Poll: Do you prefer scrolling on your phone or scrolling on your laptop? Either way, we’re all addicted, right? 📱💻

Normalize celebrating small wins! Finished a book? Acknowledge it! Made it through Monday? Treat yourself! 🎉

Why does everyone suddenly have a side hustle? I can barely keep my plants alive, let alone manage a business. 🌱🤦‍♀️

Screenshotting my own tweet that went viral about the importance of brunch. If I can’t hype myself up, who will? 😂🥂

Normalize having your skincare routine be as complicated as a physics equation. If I can’t solve it, is it even worth doing? 🤷‍♀️

Just found out my favorite coffee shop is adding oat milk lattes to the menu. The way I just screamed! ☕️✨

This is the tweet that proves TikTok is the new YouTube. If you’re not making content in 60 seconds or less, are you even relevant? 😅