Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Claremore, USA
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
For in all adversity of fortune, the most unfortunate kind of misfortune is to have been happy.
